“Eating this product straight out of the jar as a meal would not be far-fetched.”

- Mad Meat Genius

  
Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick
Originally uploaded by Daniel Benjamin

It sounds along the same lines as Jimmy Dean’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick which was designed for those who can’t decide between a meaty breakfast or a sweet pancake but with the helpful addition of a stick so you don’t get grease on your cell phone while texting on the way to work.

     
Krispy Kreme bacon cheddar cheeseburgers
Originally uploaded by ccaviness

In looking for some visual additions to the post I came across this. A cheeseburger and doughnut in one – I can feel the gag reflex before even taking a bite. There’s got to be some kind of law about this amount of sugar and fat in one fistful of food.